If I could become gay I would in a heartbeat.

Imagine healthy relationships between men and women built upon mutual understanding

It's no wonder we idolize struggle: we've smeared Purell over everything mildly thrilling.

Why discuss or debate when we have a steady stream of new content? If we had weeks or months separating major news stories, we'd have nothing better to do than to think about them. The modern man reads a headline, gets mad, and moves on.

Not a bad idea. All it takes is a wildly unqualified person hiring.

Unearthed post from SS officers on reddit shortly before the Holocaust:

"Well, actually if you're familiar with the Paradox of Tolerance, genocide is *more* tolerant in the long run, because..."

But if you don't super-like one of the four super-models, they won't feel super-validated and super-stay on Tinder!

Really, you could have stopped at "fuck you, Tinder."

where do women herd
where do women roam
where do women packs meet
woman bait price
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Me at 8: "Examine, if you will, the life of the degenerate alcoholic. He shirks personal responsibility for a brief, carefree reprieve. I shan't pursue his destructive lifestyle."

Me now: "I will die alone glug glug glug"

voluntary schizophrenia is so *in* right now

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