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Imagine healthy relationships between men and women built upon mutual understanding

It's no wonder we idolize struggle: we've smeared Purell over everything mildly thrilling.

Why discuss or debate when we have a steady stream of new content? If we had weeks or months separating major news stories, we'd have nothing better to do than to think about them. The modern man reads a headline, gets mad, and moves on.

Unearthed post from SS officers on reddit shortly before the Holocaust:

"Well, actually if you're familiar with the Paradox of Tolerance, genocide is *more* tolerant in the long run, because..."

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Me at 8: "Examine, if you will, the life of the degenerate alcoholic. He shirks personal responsibility for a brief, carefree reprieve. I shan't pursue his destructive lifestyle."

Me now: "I will die alone glug glug glug"

voluntary schizophrenia is so *in* right now

tfw my fedi account is angstier than my myspace was

I'm not buying Shakespeare's "better to feel sad than nothing" quips about romance. I was definitely mentally healthier when I had my guard up and lacked hope.

Remember when everyone thought that in the future it wouldn't matter if someone posted dumb shit on Facebook as a kid because everyone else would be in the same boat?

Welcome to cancel culture, kids

I want to get out of my car but my shuffled phone music keeps churning out bangers

I should really stop sadposting, but it's sort of a natural consequence of being sad and posting

The neat thing about growing up with internet is that it's entirely possible to have nothing in common with anyone in your local community

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