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My unopened box of 40 condoms expired already? Tempus fugit.

Imagine being the sort of person to screech about politics on LinkedIn

Oh, you linked the Paradox of Tolerance Wikipedia article? Boy, do I feel foolish: authoritarianism is actually great.

There are few better sources of fulfillment than having people rely on your skills.

Yeah, Mastodon's alright, but does it have military-grade encryption?

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Imagine healthy relationships between men and women built upon mutual understanding

It's no wonder we idolize struggle: we've smeared Purell over everything mildly thrilling.

Why discuss or debate when we have a steady stream of new content? If we had weeks or months separating major news stories, we'd have nothing better to do than to think about them. The modern man reads a headline, gets mad, and moves on.

Unearthed post from SS officers on reddit shortly before the Holocaust:

"Well, actually if you're familiar with the Paradox of Tolerance, genocide is *more* tolerant in the long run, because..."

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Me at 8: "Examine, if you will, the life of the degenerate alcoholic. He shirks personal responsibility for a brief, carefree reprieve. I shan't pursue his destructive lifestyle."

Me now: "I will die alone glug glug glug"

voluntary schizophrenia is so *in* right now

tfw my fedi account is angstier than my myspace was

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